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This week’s biggest trend for some reason is Not Helping. You want to know more? Go ask someone else. I’m certainly not gonna help.

On Today’s Episode:

  • We sit down with the least helpful man in the country, Rat DeLogan.
  • We talk to the President and CEO of the reverse-charity, Not Gonna Help Ya Cross, Philly Seedy.
  • Pat and Jason refuse to help each other host the show.
  • Gadget Guru Dermot Countertop stops by with gizmos and whatnits.
  • All that and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters.

Our guests this week are Dan Klein and Kelly Hudson. Check out their webseries, Rejected Pitches. I’m not going to tell you where to find that.


  • Track: About Not Helping!
  • Artist: America Won't Shut Up
  • Plays: 49
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    Dan Klein and Kelly Hudson were our guests on this week’s show, listen to find out which of them is a Tar Dumper and...
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    YES! US!
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    Help us not help anyone.
  5. stophittingyourself reblogged this from hashtagawsu and added:
    Dan Klein!? Kelly Fucking Hudson!? Gadget Guru Dermot Countertop!? You can’t afford not to listen!
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